itslarsyouguys:

YOU’RE a baby

I’M a baby

WE CAN BE BABIES TOGETHER

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breakinq:

following back tons

breakinq:

following back tons

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Have fun with your new best friend. I should’ve adjusted to this months ago I suppose.

posted 7 hours ago @ 01 Sep 2014 with 2 notes

ciaobirdie:

head-up-billy-buddy:

it’s a brand new day (◡‿◡✿)

and the sun is high (◡‿◡✿)

all the birds are singing (◡‿◡✿)

that you’re gonna die (⊙‿⊙✿)

How I hesitated, now I wonder why, it’s a brand new day.

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Ahahahahahahaha!!

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ccheckov:

rosethevaliant:

kevinology:

this picture pisses me off so fucking much. THIS FUCKING PICTURE OF GOD DAMN COOKIE DOUGH. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN YOU BAKE FUCKING COOKIES, THEY SPREAD OUT AND ELONGATE. THESE COOKIES ARE PRACTICALLY TOUCHING EACHOTHER. THIS IS GONNA END UP BEING A DAMN COOKIE CAKE. ARE U SHITTING ME HAVE YOU NEVER BAKED COOKIES BEFORE. YOU CAN NOT BAKE 32 INDIVIDUAL COOKIES ON A PAN MADE FOR 16 MAXIMUM. motherfucker

shit gets real in the baking fandom

i guess you could say they were
baking bad

ccheckov:

rosethevaliant:

kevinology:

this picture pisses me off so fucking much. THIS FUCKING PICTURE OF GOD DAMN COOKIE DOUGH. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN YOU BAKE FUCKING COOKIES, THEY SPREAD OUT AND ELONGATE. THESE COOKIES ARE PRACTICALLY TOUCHING EACHOTHER. THIS IS GONNA END UP BEING A DAMN COOKIE CAKE. ARE U SHITTING ME HAVE YOU NEVER BAKED COOKIES BEFORE. YOU CAN NOT BAKE 32 INDIVIDUAL COOKIES ON A PAN MADE FOR 16 MAXIMUM. motherfucker

shit gets real in the baking fandom

i guess you could say they were

baking bad

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If either one of us
is bound
to get hurt from this,
I’ll do everything
in my power
to make sure
that it won’t
be you.

» Connotativewords | jl | Sacrifice (via givenchybackpack)  
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neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

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nebulathespacepirate:

zachrse:

Rare footage of Professor Xavier smacking Star-lord in the face with a keyboard.

 #FUCK YOU #AND GO TELL THAT BLOODY RACCOON TO GIVE ME BACK MY WHEELCHAIR #AND STOP STEALING ERIK’S HELMET #I KNOW IT LOOKS LIKE AN UGLY PIECE OF SHIT BUT HE’S DESTROYING OUR MANSION (via)
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randomlittlespark:

When you find out a mutual follow has lots of followers

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puyols-hairdresser:

when you’re doing school work and someone asks you what the answer is

image

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ivegottobethere:

ima-ho-ho-ho:

rneerkat:

snapfox:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises

it becomes daytrogen

I’m going to bed.

good nitrogen

sleep tightrogen

don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen

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